College in the Eyes Of...

• Derrière-pancaking jeepney rides, that deflower newly-combed student hair
• Trips to photocopy shops with mile long queues
• Public internet cubicles that torment newly-manicured fingernails
• Oven-hot classrooms
• A school uniform which is light-years away from rarity

And oh there are...

• Armchairs with nails raised, ready to pounce on someone's skin
• Street-children prepared to wipe on the short-lived, clean and crisp yellow cloth of a uniform
• Professors who swallow a wretched soul's ego
• Puppy-eyed begging for seat mates to spare their 1/4 sheet of paper
• Tons and tons of now useless paper, inflicted with already grayish words
• And signs of blood, drenched all over a student's masterpiece, trying to please her stoic instructor.

Ah, the joys of Tertiary Education.

What fun!